Donno what to say, I am a fat guy who likes volleyball and gymnastics. I also like cooking very much, I even study cooking and it is freaking fun and I love it. (I assure you I can give you a Culinary Orgasm hehe). Well as you can see in my picture I have got black hair, brown eyes, I am hairy as well (what I don’t like to be..) I am really honest, I never lie, well I lie just the 0.1% of the times. I like to say things directly at other people’s faces, I don’t like to go around saying some sarcastic stuff to say something to someone. I love cats cuz they don’t fucking bark, and I want a black cat to call him VV. I like to listen at good singers who have an incredible voice such as Jack Vidgen or Marina Dalmas cuz listening to a good singer is actually better than an orgasm, actually it is an acustic orgasm :P And yeah I love orgasms.Tumblr (3.0; @eltonino)http://eltonino.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d660f2f2c0ec847f74d892418f2b200f/tumblr_meni0qG4TH1rgh0wqo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/47229448935http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/47229448935Fri, 05 Apr 2013 19:41:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7270cb5bac55933bbff184ea946f64bc/tumblr_mityl9JLWi1qbyxr0o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/47229081193http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/47229081193Fri, 05 Apr 2013 19:37:07 -0400http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46889504402http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46889504402Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:34:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62n3stNjN1qghwxto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46809639073http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46809639073Sun, 31 Mar 2013 21:35:23 -0400http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46472444898http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46472444898Wed, 27 Mar 2013 22:08:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ac16f6a03ea7f0336aebbaa1b49f98c/tumblr_mjtdxzKkMR1s4kozxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://enjoyfat.tumblr.com/post/45919844989/enjoy-fat-teases-your-sweet-tooth" target="_blank">enjoyfat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://enjoyfat.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Enjoy Fat</a> teases your sweet tooth</p> </blockquote>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46111391690http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46111391690Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:16:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97eww4stL1rwtk81o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46110936132http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46110936132Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:10:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/adf4847f1f923d1bbd55efceb2b40913/tumblr_mjtf452qis1s4kozxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://enjoyfat.tumblr.com/post/45995858650/enjoy-fat-teases-your-sweet-tooth" target="_blank">enjoyfat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://enjoyfat.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Enjoy Fat</a> teases your sweet tooth</p> </blockquote>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46110893956http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46110893956Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:09:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1it986jM1qcgr2to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46110575868http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46110575868Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:05:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t4j8w2iG1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hermosaestupidaysensualchela.tumblr.com/post/46004690565/el-wn-de-atras-se-caga-de-la-risa" target="_blank">hermosaestupidaysensualchela</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>el wn de atrás se caga de la risa askjdhjkasgdjasgd</p> </blockquote>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46110444888http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/46110444888Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:03:35 -040012-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.<br /> Society: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.<br /> 16-year-old girl: I'm pregnant.<br /> Society: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.<br /> 20-year-old woman: I'm a single mother with an infant son.<br /> Society: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child. <br /> 33-year-old woman: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.<br /> Society: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job. <br /> 45-year-old woman: I just had my first child. <br /> Society: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.<br /> 60-year-old woman: I haven't had any children.<br /> Society: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45873480846http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45873480846Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:04:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/76b95dd8968c58060471f99d4d2f789f/tumblr_mgfl1ig31S1rxwl4bo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/278f27236e3fa15990e6710f6ffea269/tumblr_mgfl1ig31S1rxwl4bo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://my--inner-goddess.tumblr.com/post/45614978138/sukkycosas-c-ollisi0n-gifchile-corta" target="_blank">my—inner-goddess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sukkycosas.tumblr.com/post/45589058238/c-ollisi0n-gifchile-corta-tony-stark" target="_blank">sukkycosas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://c-ollisi0n.tumblr.com/post/45555237887/gifchile-corta-tony-stark-sabeeee" target="_blank">c-ollisi0n</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gifchile.tk/post/40203122969/corta" target="_blank">gifchile</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Corta!</p> </blockquote> <p>tony stark sabeeee</p> </blockquote> <p>Un genio, millonario, MAGANTE, filantropo, playboy</p> </blockquote> <p>y playboy!</p> </blockquote>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45615220423http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45615220423Sun, 17 Mar 2013 16:54:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93f19dcefb7b8082a6344739392ff135/tumblr_mjao17cZP71s4kozxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://enjoyfat.tumblr.com/post/45580391718/enjoy-fat-the-most-delicious-images-ever" target="_blank">enjoyfat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://enjoyfat.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Enjoy Fat</a>, the most delicious images ever</p> </blockquote>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45614574714http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45614574714Sun, 17 Mar 2013 16:46:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c0zpLbXu1rr48wao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nobilitare.tumblr.com/post/26071753379/gourmet-meal-slightly-seared-salmon-mmm" target="_blank">nobilitare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gourmet meal: Slightly seared salmon.</p> <p>Mmm…</p> </blockquote>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45537994911http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45537994911Sat, 16 Mar 2013 19:40:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuw4fTeku1qgsc2wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45537960331http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45537960331Sat, 16 Mar 2013 19:40:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbqcfPmnr1qgsc2wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45537858440http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45537858440Sat, 16 Mar 2013 19:39:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me1qphEhdV1rorekuo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://t-o-p-g-u-n.tumblr.com/post/45514319801/fierce-for-cheer-ladybulletsordie-gosh-how" target="_blank">t-o-p-g-u-n</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fierce-for-cheer.tumblr.com/post/45513979913/ladybulletsordie-gosh-how-many-spins-was" target="_blank">fierce-for-cheer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladybulletsordie.tumblr.com/post/45513770494/gosh-how-many-spins-was-that" target="_blank">ladybulletsordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gosh how many spins was that?</p> </blockquote> <p>5 I think</p> </blockquote> <p>No, it was 3 </p> </blockquote>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45522427489http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45522427489Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:11:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/02510fa4b945ac7f67ebd89fd4afd364/tumblr_mj12u7cdqq1s5h98lo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45522362770http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45522362770Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:10:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00954aac932dab5809871e2e248bb1cb/tumblr_mi0hxrybok1s3fl55o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45522290747http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45522290747Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:09:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5il9tCwh1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bleed-is-human.tumblr.com/post/31352695098/medicenyuyinperro-fumar-la-vida-con-esto-mi" target="_blank">bleed-is-human</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://medicenyuyinperro.tumblr.com/post/31351954654/fumar-la-vida-con-esto-mi-tumblr-esta-completo" target="_blank">medicenyuyinperro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fumar-la-vida.tumblr.com/post/31343844221/con-esto-mi-tumblr-esta-completo-xdddddddddd-no" target="_blank">fumar-la-vida</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>con esto mi tumblr esta completo XDDDDDDDDDD no paro de verlo wn klahjdgsñkafsldjhfñaklhfas</p> </blockquote> <p>ctm jaja</p> </blockquote> <p>,sdahkjsdfhdksfjh ay ctm cara culiaaaaa <3</p> <p>su cara jkcvbkhvbdhkfXDDDDD</p> </blockquote>http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45521809329http://eltonino.tumblr.com/post/45521809329Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:03:13 -0400